WOMAN:
I’ve always found it tricky
Meeting people face-to-face
‘Cash-rich, time-poor”s a cliche
But appropriate in my case.

Tried speed-dating on the offchance
But you know that something’s wrong
When the regular three minutes
Seems half-an-hour too long.

A colleague came in knackered,
So I ask if she’s alright
She says ‘Oh lord, I’m sorry.
I stayed up half the night.’